Found a music site that makes me laugh out loud...

[muz]

It's dedicated to mis-heard lyrics.
Worth a wee look if you have 10 minutes to spare.
Post some of your favourites here!

I'll give you a few to start..




Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody

Misheard: Scallaboosh, Scallaboosh, will you do the banned tango...

Real Lyric: Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the Fandango...

The story:
Singing it front of my girlfriend's in-laws... we never got married. It wasn't even that bad!


Abba - Mama Mia

Misheard: Diarrhea, here I go again.

Real Lyric: Mama mia, here I go again.

The story: It was actually my little cousin singing along to it in the car. I almost crashed laughing.




AC/DC - Song Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Misheard: Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep...

Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap..

The story: Actually, it wasn't me, but a friend in high school who was singing along at the top of his lungs with the song while we were in a car.


Kaiser Chiefs - Song Oh My God


MISHEARD: Oh my god I can't believe it
I've never been kissed by a whale before

Real Lyric: Oh my god I can't believe it
I've never been this far away from home

The story:
it wasn't me it was my friend naomi, she was singing it and everyone there burst out laughing, when she realised she just laughed as well

;D

[Huw Amai]

Which website do you mean. Muz ?.

[muz]

Ha ha! Thanks for the polite reminder! ;D

www.kissthisguy.com/

[rotweiller]

Celeine Dion's "My Heart will go on" Not so much a misheard but the lyrics do actually sound like "The hotdogs go on". Listen closely next time you hear it and you will see what I mean.

[rotweiller]

P.S really glad to see site has picked up again. I thought it was going to slow down for good.

[muz]

No danger of that - it should be here for the foreseeable future as it is extremely low maintenance now that it's up and running.

My own favourite of all time is Belinda Carisle's Alex The Seal of course.... ;D

[Huw Amai]

The Three Degrees hit - My Simple Heart, it always sounds like they a singing about a Bicycle Hub !!!?.

[muz]

Pretty sure this was used in an advert in the eighties:


"Israelites" - Desmond Dekker And The Aces


Misheard Lyrics:
Get up in the morning, sleeping for bread, sir
Sold out to every monk and beef-head
Oh-oh, me ears are alight
Why find my kids? They buck up and a-leave me
Darling cheese head, I was yards too greasy
Oh-oh, Me ears are alight.


Original Lyrics:
Gets up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir
So that every mouth can be fed
Oh-oh, me Israelites
Wife and my kids, they pack up and a-leave me
Darling, she said, 'I was yours to receive'
Oh-oh, me Israelites.