Post by FireFox on Sept 7, 2008 19:16:49 GMT
# Competitive salary: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
# Join our fast-paced company: We have no time to train you.
# Casual work atmosphere: We don't pay you enough to expect that you'll dress nicely.
# Must be deadline oriented: You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
# Must be flexible: On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles.
# Some overtime required: Some time each night and some time each weekend.
# Duties will vary: Anyone in the office can boss you around.
# Must have an eye for detail: We have no quality control.
# Career-minded: Female employees must be childless (and remain that way).
# Apply in person: If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.
# No phone calls please: We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
# Seeking candiates with a wide variety of experience: You'll need it to replace the three people who just left.
# Problem-solving a must: You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
# Requires team leadership skills: You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
# Join our fast-paced company: We have no time to train you.
# Casual work atmosphere: We don't pay you enough to expect that you'll dress nicely.
# Must be deadline oriented: You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
# Must be flexible: On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles.
# Some overtime required: Some time each night and some time each weekend.
# Duties will vary: Anyone in the office can boss you around.
# Must have an eye for detail: We have no quality control.
# Career-minded: Female employees must be childless (and remain that way).
# Apply in person: If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.
# No phone calls please: We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
# Seeking candiates with a wide variety of experience: You'll need it to replace the three people who just left.
# Problem-solving a must: You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
# Requires team leadership skills: You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
that's good and scarily familiar!!!