Ode to the Employer

[destru]

Our Acting Chief Executive,

Which art in Blackpool,

Reviled be thy name,

Thy uppance come, thy closures done,

In Edinburgh as t'was in Sutton,

Give us this day our paltry severence, but

Forgive us our lack of motivation

As we forgive those who took it away

And lead us not into relocation

But deliver us from shelf stacking in Tescos

Now until October.

A "f**k**g" 'men

Anon

[cal125]

Is there for honest poverty
A severance deal that's a' that?
Gie suits their bonus, praise Helpline
An' shut us doon fer a' that.
For a' that and a' that
Their emailed thanks and a' that
Our rank is but a courier's stamp
A claim's a claim for a' that.



- Great Pudding of the (Highland) Chieftain Race

[FireFox]

I think thats great, dont know if it will win the Booker prize though.